Skippy’s List and More

"Just because a person can melt walls by winking at them or build a device to threaten the very fabric of our reality doesn’t mean that they know how to manage investments or squeeze money out of a scheme."

striking chandeliers made from the bottoms of clear 20-oz bottles

"This device, portrayed as a harmless product of science, is obviously designed to introduce our children to witchcraft and sorcery."

Driving >20 MPH over or >80mph now brings six license demerit points, a fine of up to $2500, up to one year in jail, and a new mandatory $1050 tax. YAY 8th amendment

really nice new panels UI for Foobar2000