music by Meredith Wilson
HPLHS Lyrics by Andrew Leman

"...these wallets look like a printout from a venerable 9-pin dot-matrix, folded origami style, into an incredibly strong, very functional, and totally geeky tri-fold wallet."

what big ears you have...

improbable and inappropriate pop-up books (best one: Team Fortress, the pop-up)

The guys that brought us "Wanna buy a ghost?" and "The Werewolf Solution".

nice.

Penalty chess - lose a piece, get hurt. Excellent.

Those crazy Japanese game shows! In this one, a soccer team is fitted with binocular goggles. Hilarity ensues!

Smites orcs, trolls, and goblins with his +2 flaming sword. "Doesn't roll for damage, only death."

"The goose has called for reinforcements!" - hilarious

Steve eats an assortment of horrifying 'foods' and manages not to die. Hilarious.